Sprite has kindly brought it to my attention that I've been conspicuously absent lately.
A no-carb diet. (Get it? WayBread? Carbs? Ah, the perils of an all-too-sophisticated sense of humor!)
By way of apology, I encourage you to meet my pastor.
This is part 1 of a 3-part interview between he and C. J. Mahaney.
(Here's Part 2, and here's Part 3, as well.)
Now lay off, Sprite! Geez.
1 hour ago